MANis and Pedis...with the emphasis on MAN

The facts of the blog posting below are mostly correct. Just two small quibbles:

1) I was not cringing; I was just lamenting the loss of my masculinity.

2) The price of the haircut is closer to $1.70. Two dollars is just absurd to pay for a haircut.

Let it never be said I am not a good sport. However, even if my fingernails look pretty good, I can assure you I will never forget the Economist ever again.